shoe idiot

An idiot, moron or other individual who will devote hours waiting in line and a large portion of their income for limited edition sneakers.

Shoe idiots will wait days in line for the latest releases from Nike, Jordan, and others for the chance of dropping their hard earned dollars on a pair of limited edition shoes.

by goodmachine February 29, 2008

American Idiot

1. Any half-witted MTV bopper who voted for John Kerry because he was told to. Of course, they fiercely maintain that they came up with their opinions on his own, but coincidentally they didn't have them until told what opinion he should have by MTV, MoveOn.org, or some other source of opinions for mindless drones.
2. Somebody who thinks that adding a definition to this word that refers to George Bush is the height of wittiness.

Dude, the real definition of American Idiot is George Bush. Hehehe.

by think4yourself June 06, 2005

Urine Idiot

The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.

Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..

Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!

Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!

by LuftWafflesTheFuhrersFavourite November 13, 2009

Fucking idiot

Mitchell Smith

Mitchell: I don't know where all my money went last night.
Ben: You spent it on darts.
Mitchell Smith: Really? I don't remember buying them. Where are they?
Maddie: You smoked them all.
Ben: What a fucking idiot.

by B3NS4N1TY September 27, 2018

Idiot bangs

80s haircut where bangs are cut far back and short and abruptly curled under

Look at Susan what's wrong with her hair?

You know she rocks those idiot bangs

by Chltn8 July 01, 2017

collective of idiots

Colloquially known as society.

Society is a collective of idiots.

by noper64 December 01, 2015

idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately felt idiot shivers.

by Foole May 14, 2006