Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

The best quote out of part 2 of act 1 in "A Very Potter Musical". This causes Ron to call Ginny, who greets an asian girl as Cho, a 'racist sister'.

Three girls: Cho Chang, happy happy new year, Cho Chang, gong hey fat choy...

Ginny: Cho Chang! Mah name iz Ginnee Weaslee, it iz verie nice to meet youh!

Asian: Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

by Fryen Pan December 01, 2009

Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

Stuff has changed since a long time ago.

Son Bullcrap dun changed since 1900

by societyfailed November 10, 2017

Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

When some Gingerkid mistakes you for your best friend.

"Hello, Cho Chang, my name in Gin-ny Weas-ley."
"Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!"
"That's Lavender Brown, Racist Sister!"

by grangerdanger October 17, 2009

two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman November 09, 2007

change I can believe in

1. The satisfaction you get after realizing that Obama's policies really are helping working Americans despite how you were programmed to think by the lickspittle corporate media and the hate from the Murdoch media.

2. variant on a slogan of the Obama Presidential campaign

The stock market didn't crater after Bush left the economy in a tailspin? That's change I can believe in! Talk about "he kept us safe.

"We actually made a plan that got bin Laden? Now that's change I can believe in.

"Health insurance monopolies can't discriminate against me anymore? Change I can believe in!

by ConsumerProtectionAgencyNow! July 23, 2011

Super Special James Change

A method of changing gear so fast you would not belive. Employed by leaning forward alot, grabbing the gearlever and wrenching it back (in to 2nd or 4th) using not only your arms, but your whole body. Changes can be done in as little as 0.12 microseconds. Russ perfected its use, resulting in a "repairable" 307 HDi and a "she'll 'ave to go to the factory" golf 1.6 hireglen.

I was using my super special james change and it all went a bit glen!

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 22, 2004

change your luck booty call

When one finds a member of another race and has casual sexual. I.e.: Booty call.

Did you hear Guido hooked up with Sutana?
Yeah things haven’t been going well for him, this change your luck booty call should help change his luck.

by Old Art May 02, 2021