An obese person that makes birdhouses with hammers, screwdrivers, gummy bears, fruit cake, and rock lobsters.
by Tasty Henry Forever October 20, 2008
Get the Fat Toolmug. A person who is a huge dick to everyone to the point were he or she exceeds the right to be called just a "tool", and they are now refferd to as a tool box.
by ztorro April 17, 2011
Get the Tool Boxmug. by anonymous999997 October 23, 2008
Get the Furry Toolmug. the strip of houses near a college campus normally deemed "Frat Row". It is known to contain large amounts of tools prone to wearing muscle tanks even in the dead of winter, fondness for cheap alcohol, and homosexual tendencies disguised with overcompensating levels of masculine aggression. Although they do throw the occasional fun party.
by Patrick Kristoff June 1, 2011
Get the Tool Beltmug. by Buttspray September 10, 2003
Get the Proper Toolmug. 
