noodle jaunt

referring to a man's "shaft," if you will... a shaft so small that it closely resembles a noodle

"Yo LeKecia, Juan's dick is mad small! Shit bitch he got that noodle jaunt!"

by barnnnn November 17, 2006

BALL NOODLING

When a girl reaches down a guy's pants, grabs his balls and gives them a downwards or sideways pull. Works best with loosely-fitting, baggy or sagging pants and no underwear worn.

There was some serious ball noodling going on in the back of the stretch limo on the way to the prom.

by Catfisher June 2, 2010

Noodle Time

The time for noodles. Often used by obese chinese wannabes.

Lottie: Noodle Timeee

Kristy: erhh... fucking gay chinese

by therayofsunshine August 17, 2011

cup noodles

trash

i sure am cup noodles

by cupnoodlehater November 7, 2017

velvet noodle

A noodle made from velvet

look at the velvet noodle

by quagblar March 4, 2007

Pool noodle

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.

I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle

by Gorb May 26, 2020

ramen noodles

The instant noodles that have become a culinary buzzword in America. Overzealous college students throw around terms like "ramen noodles" and "quad" to show how they have adapted to campus life and made it their own. The noodles themselves are actually not very tasty, but college students across America eat them on a daily basis in order to feel more accepted, ala drugs, alcohol, and communism.

College Student 1: Hey, you up for some hacky sack?

College Student 2: Sure, let me finish up my ramen noodles first though.

by letsberealistic May 3, 2006