Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown

"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"

by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023

flat footing

When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.

He literally started flat footing my dick bro.

by slayhennysx July 19, 2023

flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017

Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat

Brittian you have a flat asshole

by Magsw13 February 13, 2019

Flat

An acronym for a woman lacking in breast size, used by usually men. Usually used as an insult.

It stands for,

Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits

Adam: Wow, look at Jessie! She looks nice today!
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?

by mr_onomatopoeia August 22, 2022

Lookin-flat

Guy with a small penis so that they have no noticeable bulge when wearing clothes.

Those jeans have him lookin-flat.

He has a cute face but lookin-flat

by Rabidchimichanga January 23, 2020