Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

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Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

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The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

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Father

He only because a father after he fucked all the women.

Hym "Yeah it sounds good to a piece of shit father but who gives a shit what you think you all think you're better than anyone who ISN'T that but you're a piece of shit who doesn't amount to anything. I'M THE REASON you're great grand kids won't have to push that fucking rock up the hill and THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHO DID IT FOR THEM! BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOUR DADDY! Because your daddy was LESS! DON'T LET THEM THROW YOUR KIDS LIFE IN THE GUTTER! THEY'LL DO IT TO ME, THEY'LL DO OT TO YOUR KIDS, AND THEY'LL DO IT FOREVER!"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

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Carry the son over father

A term that describes a son that passes away while the father is still alive. This term can be literal with carrying the coffin, or a metaphor that describes the loss of a loved on way before their time.

Oh man, that’s rough. Poor guy, nobody should have to carry the son over father like that. I hope he’s okay. If he needs anything and i mean anything please let me know.

by Galactic White Hat May 5, 2024

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