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Thunder Fap

The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.
Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?
by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012
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Fap

Is a male masturbation. It is used when a male is pleasuring themselves sexually after seeing or looking at erotic women in public or on the Internet. Fapping may also be used to reduce some stress level, but is more common when a male is sexually attracted to beautiful women they see.
Hot female: "I heard him fapping in his room, and then the next minute I heard him groaning."
by Wolf & Women November 28, 2019
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poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.
‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’
by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021
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Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"
Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins
by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020
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alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com
-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me
by thisissethc September 30, 2017
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Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
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fap

when a man (or transgender) mastrubates
by minecrap55 February 15, 2017
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