Wondertard

Someone who is even dumber than a retarted person.

Tina is so freaking stupid, she's a Wondertard! She makes regular dumb seem smart.

by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008

Wonderfuktastic

Some one is so good in bed they are wonderfuktastic. Usually best you've ever had or pretty close.

You were wonderfuktastic last night.

by wonderfukman July 6, 2010

wandering

When not smashed, but baked to some extent you have the incredble urge to go wandering and steal candy from 7-11 for your munchdown and walk for a long discussing topics of our modern world.

ben: I snagged a couple creme eggs and a mars, you? *laughs*
mike: *snorts/giggles* a creme egg!

ben: haha egg!

mike: omands creek is only 3 miles away, let's make like hobos and go wandering there!

ben: yeah!! *snorts* hobos!

by Miklus April 26, 2006

wonderland

A beautiful place that can only be visited through drugs (weed does not count). Everything you see is bright and vivid, and more euphoric than any sober person could ever imagine. Black and white are non-existant in wonderland, because they contrast all the other colors. When you are in wonderland you are not aware of it, you're too distracted by the amazing things you're seeing to even realize you're in a different world. You cannot comprehend so much as the idea of "reality". Wonderland can only be seen on drugs because the human mind is not capable of experiencing such an incredible place without assistance. It's one of the many reasons you actually should use drugs.

Last night I was in wonderland and I saw a zebra with all different color stripes.

by dfghbtrtrttttpoop June 24, 2009

go work at wonderbread

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."

"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

wonderlandism

A medical condition in which a guys balls seem to climb upward. The opposite of testicular retraction.

Yeah, he was sent to the hospital with Wonderlandism. He said he was in a lot of pain, by the time they got him in the ER his balls were practially on the cieling!

by ISpelledDrCooRight December 23, 2009

wonderland

off your face on drugs

taken from the lewis carroll book (alice in wonderland )
he spent most of his time on opium

"is dave in wonderland or is he just looking at me funny?"

by infamous hatter September 20, 2003