Woman

An object

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by the reborn Jesus October 24, 2017

Womad shit

General 'world' music, ethnic clothing, mongolian massage, yurts and fucking hippy shit you might expect to find at the Womad festival.

Have you heard the new Paul Simon/Ladysmith Black Mambazo collaboration? *Womad shit*

Have you seen my new leather-free vegetarian shoes?

Do you want a mongolian fried bean and curd burger?

Do you want to fuck off you fucking hippy?

by Yo mum October 17, 2007

Ugly Woman Complex

Cold, frumpy, un attractive female, usually working in an institutional setting like an all-girls school, or the DMV, who have a tendency to overuse their establishment aided power to who lash out at students,coworkers, and the general public due to their personal inadequacies.

As coined in the blog fallingdownunder.com when speaking of the teachers at an all girls school in Australia "...the teachers have an ugly woman complex..."
complex unattractive frumpy cold

by Howdyz February 5, 2013

White Woman Oppression Syndrome

White Woman Oppression Syndrome (or WWOS for short), is a common condition in which Caucasian women, in particular American Caucasian women, believe they are the most important demographic and try to find any reason to feel oppressed, largely due to historical factors that have lead to women NOT being the most talked about demographic. Most commonly it is white women, especially those who are upper-middle class, who feel they're missing out in the oppression Olympics so they try to latch onto outdated or false delusions to prove their oppression.

"Black people are 5 times more likely to be locked in up prison and half as likely to go to college in America, black single-parents make up for 30% of all single parents, and black people are the victims of 50% of racial hate crimes."

"Yeah, but one time when I was visiting my friend in LA, I got catcalled by a guy I didn't find attractive. Don't you know women make 83 cents on the dollar of a man?"

"Please don't drag your White Woman Oppression Syndrome into this conversation..."

by chimpanzeek March 9, 2022

woman with a mullet

Robyn Fowler

Gee Robyn Fowler is a woman, well kinda is and she has a mullet

by Mr Swarve June 9, 2004

designer woman

No, a designer woman is not a woman who happens to be a designer.

A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.

To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.

The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.

Little Dickie: It doesn't matter what she looks like or what kind of character she has, there is always something wrong. Either she farts or eats boogers.

Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman

by verbus accidentibus August 13, 2010

Wonder Woman

A DC superhero who dresses like a pornstar. She fights crime wearing star-spangled panties, hooker boots and a massive amount of cleavage. This is probable a tacktick to distract her opponents and give them a boner so that they are jailed for being rapists.

She has probable been raped many times, off screen, whenever she is captured by the evil bad guy she is faceing, who would definitely rape her to death if they had the chance.

Guy 1: "Is it a bird, is it a plain, no it's... Super hooker!"
Guy 2: "that's not a hooker, that's Wonder Woman."
Guy 1:"yeah, but wouldn't you like a piece of dat ass?"
Guy 3: "I'd love to shove a metal pole up that bitch's ass and make her my sex slave myself"
*Uncomfortable silence*

by Hentai Daddy 361 February 7, 2021