The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.
If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.
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A League of Legends player who plays and ques exclusively Yasuo or Yone, and still believes they have any ounce of talent.
"I want to play Yone/Yasuo"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"
by leagueofwests August 30, 2021
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You: Good Lord! My ignorant boss just refuses to say "I DON"T KNOW" so I had to stand there listening to his worthless bullshit for ten minutes. Finally I just walked away and left him jibber jabbering away. He's probably still talking for all I know.
Sympathetic coworker: Yep, he's a windbag alright. By the way, I overheard your question and the answer is yes.
You: Thanks.
Sympathetic coworker: Yep, he's a windbag alright. By the way, I overheard your question and the answer is yes.
You: Thanks.
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It is a word that guys who are good friends (bros) can use to refer to one another. It can be used at basically any time. It does not have to be used in a Star Wars context, although it helps if all the bros are familiar with the Star Wars movies.
It is a word that guys who are good friends (bros) can use to refer to one another. It can be used at basically any time. It does not have to be used in a Star Wars context, although it helps if all the bros are familiar with the Star Wars movies.
Guy1: Hey, whats up Mace Windude?
Guy2: Nothin much, bro, just gunna watch Star Wars Saturday on Spike TV today.
Guy1: Whoa brah, me too.
Guy2: Nothin much, bro, just gunna watch Star Wars Saturday on Spike TV today.
Guy1: Whoa brah, me too.
by george133 August 1, 2010
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Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."
by Chuwy June 10, 2006
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These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.
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