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Warnambool Wank

Taking a sweet, young, sensitive and obviously inexperienced country girl, and dry humping her leg until you ejaculate.
She wouldn't let me go all the way so I had a Warnambool Wank instead.
by Slicker March 29, 2008
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Space Wank

A Masturbation session while experiencing the effects of Marijuana.
"Dude, I just had the best Space Wank. The buds you gave me are too good!"
by Space wank November 4, 2014
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Mercy Wank

To be on ones hands and knees masturbating frantically while crying. Usually after being dumped.
"I see Matt got dumped"
"haha yeah he'll be having a mercy wank tonight"
by Shabberz February 14, 2013
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Safety Wank

The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.
Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
by surpriseentry June 8, 2011
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Wank Waffle

Everyone has or knows a Wank Waffle in there local street/neighbourhood or work place and pub etc..Its a term for someone who likes to think of themselves as a "know it all" and anything you have done they have always done it but much better..The term Wank waffle can also be used for someone who talks absolute bullshit 24/7 and they also like to think they know about everything and everyone..The term can be used for a person who likes to make up lies about others and also likes to stir shit about others..Another words a bullshiter..Im sure you all know someone that fits this term...
This guy is a Wank waffle. He thinks he knows everything.
by Dolphin shaver January 25, 2010
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wank stank

Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.

Door opens.

Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?

Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.

Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008
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Thunder-wank

The game of Thunderwank is to be played during a thunderstorm.

Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.
"Hey, did you see the thunderstorm last night?" - Joey
"Yeah, I played Thunder-wank" - Jacques
by Moon Lander July 14, 2015
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