A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
by Matt in Maine March 4, 2014
1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.
2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.
2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
by Guido of midland origin. August 29, 2008
by YaTuSabes😂😂 July 20, 2018
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 22, 2019
Safety precaution when in a pool or water. Get in a circle and dock each other in a wagon wheel configuration to form a Faraday cage to fend off lightning strikes
The storm was rolling through so the boys and I formed a wagon wheel so we didn’t have to get out of the water
by Dutch33 July 15, 2022
Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events
by Dutch33 July 15, 2022
A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.
by Trudat75 November 22, 2019