Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

by Tjika October 11, 2012

Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

by Buttmunch1! October 09, 2022

Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.

"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"

by Martinez53 September 13, 2008

sesh wagon

A car/vehicle primarily used for substance abuse, usually occupied by 2 or more people.

leon’s got a Q let’s hotbox the sesh wagon!

by dxblxn January 21, 2019

Chili Wagon

When a group of guys are running a gay train after eating Taco Bell.

Matt missed the Chili Wagon because he was fishing.

by MAdub January 01, 2024

Cuntestoga Wagon

The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom

I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night

by Fally_F December 16, 2024

Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 08, 2018