northern wanker

Anyone above the midlands in England. They are all farmers and wifebeaters, and wear wellington boots to social activities. Watch Coronation Street.

Northern Wanker: "Alight deeerrr louv coulde get me'a bruuuu aaye?"

Translated: "Could you get me a cup of tea please?"

by Ray1282 July 19, 2006

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Lan Wanker

One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.

Look at that guy, he's lan wanking!

by Allen December 7, 2003

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someone from warwaick whoes a fuck off lanky cunt, with a disgusting gormless face and goggle eyes. completly under the thumb. has a fat penis. has moobs. sticks his toe up fannys. got off with gobble. is an insect fucker. likes sexy ginges. gimp. has a big sexy mum

"that lanky fucker over there is a warwick wanker"

by gash hound 2 March 23, 2009

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Walker Syndrome

The term given to a white person with oriental shaped eyes. Named after the first known sufferer, Joshua Walker, it can afflict any body although it is many believed to be down to genetics. Haley Joel Osment is a sufferer of W/S.

Guy 1- Hey, you seen Haley Joel Osment lately?

Guy 2- Who?

Guy 1- You know, that gay kid from such films as A.I and sixth sense...

Guy 2- White dude with chinese eyes?

Guy 1- Hey! It's called Walker Syndrome but yea, thats him.

by Dr. Pete Fiddlesticks February 21, 2009

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george walker bush

1. worst man who everl ived.
2. idiot.
3. fascist.
4. mother fucking cunt sucking cock licking vagina enjoying son of a bitching pick ass coon cunt vage nigger dickwipe twatcleaner.

the 43rd prsident of the united states of america is a coon cunted nigger vagina george walker bushed out dicksplat assfuckshit.

by liberalwizardtyler July 20, 2007

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