the Click Wheel of Life

The sad fact that everything must come to an end, including the lives of people that change the world. Like Steve Jobs who passed away at the age of 56 after a long struggle with pancreatic cancer.
Person 1: Did you hear? Steve Jobs passed away!

Person 2: That's so unfortunate, but with pancreatic cancer, what can you expect, it's the click wheel of life.
by A user of modern tech October 06, 2011
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Tulsa Paddle Wheel

When a man sneaks off to be alone to masturbate and his best friend secretly follows him and moves his arm for him.
After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.
by Uncle Mojo December 07, 2010
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Hot Wheel Hunter

A person who looks and spends money on collecting hot wheels because they have the mentality of a child.
Person A: I saw a couple "Hot Wheel Hunters" at Albertsons today.

Person B: Bet they looked retarded as fuck.

Person A: They looked autistic.
by smoothy berries September 26, 2020
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Wheel Barrow Baby

Those that are carried over to the country by Illegals, then, because their born here, expect the red carpet. They think that they are entitled, and everyone owes them everything because you have it and they don't . They were never taught basic communicating skills. They push and shove, while in a line, and disrespect elders, old people, women, & especially the disabled. They would never think about getting a job and working for it. You are expected to just give them everything, because you are the one that is lucky. If they got a job, that would mean getting up early for work every day, not doing their drugs, being told by somebody what to do, and heaven forbid, PAYING TAXES.
I was trying to pay at the cashier window, when this Wheel Barrow Baby behind me said: I ain't wait'n in no damn line no longer. Maybe I'll just not pay for this shit!
by arckstr4u May 24, 2011
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a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off
if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!
by Sexydimma November 03, 2019
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poop machine on wheels

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.
Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.
by Derek01992niner April 25, 2007
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