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unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021
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Unicorn-dog

A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.
Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.
by Rainbows&Dildos April 13, 2020
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Butta Unicorn

Is What You Would Call Some Who Is Whack or Shameful.
If you think LeBron is the next Michael Jordan, Go Head Butta Unicorn
by @JiffyManJeff June 24, 2011
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unicorn bitch

Your best friend from your orgy that is willing to do anything, anywhere with them
Me and my unicorn bitch have such a great time, and I can use them anytime!
by DATGAIBOI May 18, 2018
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Reverse unicorn

A sex position where the girl has a unicorn butt plug in her arse while getting jammed by a homie
Damn, me and my girl tried the reverse unicorn last night that shit was brutal
by muselus February 28, 2020
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Dusting the unicorn

Dusting the unicorn is slang for doing blow off a tranny hooker's hard cock, preferably while they wearing body glitter.
"Oh Rodney, you will never guess what happened this weekend! I was busted dusting the unicorn!"
by Epizoic August 22, 2016
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rainbow unicorn

When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. 🏳️ 🌈 One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.
Would you like torainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I during the parade today. ⁉️🦄🏳️ 🌈
by Glow Hughes September 6, 2020
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