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unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
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Screaming Unicorn

When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"
by Screaming Unicorn December 17, 2016
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Dusting the unicorn

Dusting the unicorn is slang for doing blow off a tranny hooker's hard cock, preferably while they wearing body glitter.
"Oh Rodney, you will never guess what happened this weekend! I was busted dusting the unicorn!"
by Epizoic August 22, 2016
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unicorn bitch

Your best friend from your orgy that is willing to do anything, anywhere with them
Me and my unicorn bitch have such a great time, and I can use them anytime!
by DATGAIBOI May 18, 2018
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Butta Unicorn

Is What You Would Call Some Who Is Whack or Shameful.
If you think LeBron is the next Michael Jordan, Go Head Butta Unicorn
by @JiffyManJeff June 24, 2011
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Unicorn-dog

A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.
Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.
by Rainbows&Dildos April 13, 2020
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rainbow unicorn

When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. 🏳️ 🌈 One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.
Would you like torainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I during the parade today. ⁉️🦄🏳️ 🌈
by Glow Hughes September 6, 2020
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