twitter

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life

guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat

by unfunny man August 24, 2022

Parody Twitter Account

Roleplay accounts on Twitter (X) ran by fans of the character being roleplayed. People who run Parody Twitter Accounts commonly spread misinformation on the Internet for fun

Person 1: I run a Parody Twitter Account!
Person 2: Cool

by Parody Twitter May 4, 2024

Twitter

The section of skin on a female between the Twat and the Shitter.

Tw-itter

Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"

Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"

Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"

by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020

Twitter

Everyone writing vaguely interesting things that hold no meaning other than to distract and make you chuckle a bit as you relate to the empty punchline

Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity

by A dank A$$ meme May 27, 2018

Twitter

A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.

"I cancelled a normal, nice person on Twitter"

by MileClemets November 14, 2021

Twitter

A copy of hell that is more chaotic

Someone - Hey, let's check Twitter.
Also another someone - You want to see hell?

by me fighting against cringe June 23, 2021

Twitter

a place where people meaninglessly fight online, or look for their favorite porn artist

person 1:man i love to use twitter, have you seen whygena's_sketchbook

Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up

by gakksun crockpot May 2, 2022