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twitter

one of the most toxic places to land yourself upon, alongside reddit. everyone thinks say whatever shitty opinion occurs to them, which causes drama and toxicity. if you say something bad, expect yourself to be cancelled on twitter.
person a: hey, why haven't you been posting lately?
person b: i apparently said something bad and everyone on twitter cancelled me. i hate twitter.
by aaal4na January 13, 2022
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Twitter

A social media platform thats filled with nudes and toxic arguments
Person One: Ima go on twitter
Person Two: IMAGINNNN GOIN ON TWITTA IN 2022!!! UR A.LOSER!!
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twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
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twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it
"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!
by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023
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Twitter

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"
by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022
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Temu Twitter

Mango Mussolini posts on his Temu Twitter now.
by Mercy Mercy Mild February 14, 2024
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Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.
by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010
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