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Joob Tube

Nut Gun. Cock n balls. A man’s reproductive system, well at least the part that penetrates the coochie.
Yeah, Sally squatted on my joob tube and I ended up creaming her.
by ZimmDawg8063 April 21, 2020
mugGet the Joob Tubemug.

pube tube

a tube of pubes I store under my bed
Yo man wanna come see my pube tube?”
by ___________~~~~|~ December 18, 2023
mugGet the pube tubemug.

Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.
C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.
by god warrior baby November 3, 2010
mugGet the Tube-Churchmug.

Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".
If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.
by QuacksO February 26, 2025
mugGet the Philippian tubesmug.

clogging the tube

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation
Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead
by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014
mugGet the clogging the tubemug.

yumyum tube

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.
Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"
by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007
mugGet the yumyum tubemug.

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