Trying to argue and/or reason with an internet troll.
Trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. If you see a troll, do not feed it. Simply leave it to starve and die.
Trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. If you see a troll, do not feed it. Simply leave it to starve and die.
Troll:OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.
Troll Feeder: I want to slap you with a dictionary. If you don't like it then why are you listening to it? It's a classic. People are entitled to have their opinion but your just being an asshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. Go listen to your fags and stay the hell away from us. Oh, and your fags name is Justin BIEBER.
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Troll: OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.
Internet smart person: (Judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer nazi attacks, and they brought up Justin Bieber and One Direction on a Beatles song. She also misspelled her "Idols" last name. I'm just going to let the troll starve. Sorry, no troll food today little buddy)
Troll Feeder: I want to slap you with a dictionary. If you don't like it then why are you listening to it? It's a classic. People are entitled to have their opinion but your just being an asshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. Go listen to your fags and stay the hell away from us. Oh, and your fags name is Justin BIEBER.
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Troll: OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.
Internet smart person: (Judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer nazi attacks, and they brought up Justin Bieber and One Direction on a Beatles song. She also misspelled her "Idols" last name. I'm just going to let the troll starve. Sorry, no troll food today little buddy)
by cittycatroina June 28, 2013

by Girl of greys May 1, 2009

An insult so absolutely deep and personal that it qualifies as an Instant Win in the argument, akin to the effect of Exodia the Forbidden One.
It is to be used solely as a last resort, as it is extremely powerful and potentially devastating to one's personal relationship.
It is to be used solely as a last resort, as it is extremely powerful and potentially devastating to one's personal relationship.
ANDREW: So Sarah used an Exodia troll on me....
TIM: Ouch. What happened?
ANDREW: We were having an argument and she brought up that one time I forgot my lines in the middle of my play last year.
TIM: Damn. I'm sorry, man. That's a low blow.
TIM: Ouch. What happened?
ANDREW: We were having an argument and she brought up that one time I forgot my lines in the middle of my play last year.
TIM: Damn. I'm sorry, man. That's a low blow.
by ww451 October 31, 2011

A person who sobers the mood of a post by tying the subject back to Jesus/God/Christianity. Can be completed with biblical quotes or an overall feeling of Christian guilt.
Steve: Check it out, I planked the water fountain!
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.
by Jonnie Brasco July 11, 2011

To troll on the internet while making it seem like someone else other than the actual person who is trolling.
by Am PM April 14, 2010

The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.
Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep
Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep
Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.
by BS-man November 2, 2009

A famous troll who has been spamming channels on IRC for about 3 years now. Nobody can figure out why he does it - it doesn't annoy anyone, and he almost always gets banned, or sometimes even g-lined, within seconds of joining a channel. His style is simple: he joins a channel, and spouts off all of the synonyms he can think of for "poop." He goes by a variety of nicknames, all of which relate to poop, including excrete, manure, diarrhea, turd, stool_sample, and many more. Not sticking to one particular channel or group of channels, he joins a wide variety of channels - usually by following an op who has banned him from another channel. He has been seen on all of the major networks and has been g-lined from all of them on more than one occasion. He can be mildly amusing at times, so if you need a quick chuckle, keep your eyes open for someone who matches this description!
excrete has joined #linux
<excrete> feces
<excrete> manure
<excrete> bowel movement
** excrete takes a dump
**excrete has quit IRC (killed (piggy (feces troll)))
<excrete> feces
<excrete> manure
<excrete> bowel movement
** excrete takes a dump
**excrete has quit IRC (killed (piggy (feces troll)))
by scatological January 11, 2010
