Peace of shit

When some dumbfuck tries to call someone a piece of shit, but somehow fucks up a 5 letter word and makes you automatically feel superior to them.

Bob: You buffoon. You dunderhead. You absolute peace of shit.
Mack: How do you mess up a 5 letter word? You know what? Don't even respond to this reply. Idiot.

by NiggasStoleMyFridge May 22, 2021

anxiety shit

When you are so nervous or anxious about something that you suddenly have explosive diarrhea.

Let me go take my anxiety shit before I have to face work.

by Luna Mystica January 12, 2017

bottomless shit

Someone who is so entirely full of shit that it’s as though an endless supply is available to them.

Our new supervisor has already clearly demonstrated that he is a bottomless shit.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."

1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.

by MoonChaser September 10, 2013

Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.

Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

Shit

by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014

Little Shit

A individual who does the exact opposite of what you tell them. They can be extremely annoying and sometimes take it to far. They crave attention and will do anything to get it. They are usually very childish but deep down they are sensitive creatures.

Lately Emma has become quite a little shit.

by Emitrude Kyes February 20, 2015

fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration

Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!

by Big LJ October 06, 2006