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Praying to the porcelain god

Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.
"I drank way too much last night and ended up praying to the porcelain god."
by 5L4Y3R October 13, 2008
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to hell and gone

originally a rural colloquialism meaning a great distance.
Q: Where is Saudi Arabia?

A: To Hell and Gone over there in the middle east.
by VerbenaBeast June 22, 2004
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You're too stupid to have a good time!

A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men.
Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020
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to give the good news

Slipping someone a sly one, ragging someone or in simple terms: seeing to your girl.
"I'm going home to give the good news to her."

"I gave her the good news last night!"
by neverbelieve May 14, 2008
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Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

Function: verb
Etymology: Orgin Unknown although believed to have come from religous customers of fast food restaurants.

1. To vomit into a lavatory bowl while on your hands and knees as if one is in a position of prayer.
2. To defecate diarrheal contents tensely into a toilet bowl with hands held together and in the air as if one is praying.
MAN! I once ate at Taco Bell and because of that I was praying to the Porcelain Goddess all night!
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004
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