get throat fucked
by little miss emo faggot March 30, 2015
When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.
Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.
by faghilon July 09, 2020
Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.
by phoreversurf February 10, 2018
The real reason your throat hurts, Throat Trolls. They party in your mouth while you're sleeping. Mucus is in fact, Throat Troll poop and semen.
*Wakes up with throat in pain and feeling scratchy*
"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."
"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."
by Maddd Maxxx February 24, 2019
Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.
by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017
by C.Nebula September 23, 2017
by C.Nebula September 23, 2017