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The Wind

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make
Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023
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suck wind

a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.
Okay now suck in your butt! Whoops...sorry. Suck wind.
by ucjonnybee November 15, 2004
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Bong Wind

When one pushes down the top of a Gravity Bong back into it's watery source and air produced by this pressure is shot at you and contains the smell of many bowl packs.
"When Matt pushed down the top I got hit with a wave of Bong Wind!"
by Bwianator January 9, 2008
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Chin Wind

The act of farting into ones face while getting a blow job.
Damn, I heard you hit that bitch with some chin wind!
by Poo Plog January 25, 2011
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Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.
1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008
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wind grinder

the wind grinder is usually performed at male sleepovers when the first person falls asleep the others prop him up and arch him then they go get a vacuum and stick it up his ass as one male sticks it up the sleep males ass another reaches down his throat and grabs the long end of the vacuum the pulls it through his mouth then the males that are awake must perform a soggy waffle to see who gets their meat wind grinded. THE WIND GRINDER WILL RESULT IN DEATH
bro after steven fell asleep at the sleep over me and johnathan pulled a wind grinder on him
by pyro.eats.ass December 6, 2021
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blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong
Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.
by heylia17 March 29, 2015
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