reverse jungle steamer

When a woman takes a huge dump on a man and then swings head first into the defecation, as though she is swinging in the jungle.

Wow, Shalyn just took a huge reverse jungle steamer on Willie and poop sprayed everywhere.

by Debodatubz October 24, 2022

Athens Steamer

Suck someone’s ass while they rip a vape and get the smoke to travel from the esophagus to the anus

Aidan is gonna pull an Athens steamer on Mike so they can share the Hyde

by MRstinkyclammuncher September 7, 2021

Cleveland steamer

When one wipes his finger in his ass and puts it in his partner upper lip

This motherfucker Farrell wiped his finger in his asshole and wiped it on my lip and gave me a motherfucking gaw damn cleveland steamer like a bitch

by nmgfh April 12, 2023

fuser steamer

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.

"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"

by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012

Cebu Steamer

Exactly like a Cleveland Steamer but it's lumpia.

I tried to give my girlfriend a Cebu Steamer, but I can't get the texture right.

by LateToTheNameGame March 21, 2019

hoosier steamer

When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.

Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.

Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.

by Hotlunchable August 25, 2018

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti November 13, 2023