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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
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Simone

A: Do you like Simone ?

B: Sucks to be her honestly...
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Simone Tom(AKA: Bop)

Will and could give you head for a Nickle💀 also will fuck anything and everything
That Simone Tom(AKA: Bop) wanna be fuck my man!!!
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bebu simon

an abstract concept about a young man who wants to forget he has dated a whore, but everyone in his life only knows him for that
Look at Alberto, he is such a bebu simon, we only know him because he dated coca.
by hgaekelv May 14, 2024
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Simon

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.
Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"
by Krallemilla May 21, 2024
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Simon

Watch out, is a simon nearby!
by MueSolomon November 21, 2021
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Simon

Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies
by Zimcox November 21, 2021
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