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Simon

Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’
Simon now has 12 coke cans.
by RLO7 March 7, 2023
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nia simone

An amazing singer. Usually caramel or brown skin. She likes to wear her natural hair or bomb a** weaves. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. She’s cute & innocent looking but she is so sexy at the same time.
She is very intuitive & wise. She is hilarious and quirky. She is super creative & loves using her hands to be artistic. Nia Simone’s are usually sapiosexual & spiritual AF.. Drop some knowledge on her.. she’ll adore you for it. She is feisty so you don’t want to get on her bad side.
She loves to laugh, if you want a Nia Simone, make her laugh & you’ll be sure to spark her attention.
Nia Simone is so Dopeeee, have you listened to her new song yet?
by indigo111 March 26, 2023
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Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world
by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023
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Simon

The biggest, most dramatic, rat in history to ever exist. <3
Patricia: OMG have you heard from Simon lately?
Belinda: Gurl, you mean rat, we don't pronounce that name anymore, from now of on its rat remember
by yoman <3 March 29, 2023
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Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
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The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox
Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.
by Scottith July 15, 2024
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Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef
by anonymous July 26, 2024
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