weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

dirty olive garden

the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick

"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"

by butter-flies January 26, 2023

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022

garden angel

When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.

I have garden angels everywhere I go!

by Cracklized September 30, 2020

Industry Gardener

An Industry Gardener is someone who appears out of nowhere to defend or hype up an obvious Industry Plant. Industry Gardeners mostly do this on social media platforms like Twitter, with their posts usually garnering several thousand likes.

"Why are we all hating on Obvious Industry Plant all of a sudden? Obvious Industry Plant hate is so forced" said the Industry Gardener

by EvenEEven June 1, 2025