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Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"
Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*
by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019
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cookie trench

A large round hole in the sand, created and rutted out by SXS and ATV's. Undetectable and hidden along the horizon to the human eye. You don't know it's there until it's too late; or you've hit it before!
"I didn't see a SXS cookie trenchand when I hit it, it stopped me. Jammed me forward." ~JUP
by OregonDuneCrew July 1, 2019
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Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it
Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!
by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010
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Cookies And Milf

When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina
Those cookies and milf really hit the spot
by Samdasloth June 17, 2018
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Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012
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Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.
Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.
by News Crew November 27, 2009
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cookie pounder

When you're fucking your cousin and she takes a shit inside of a cookie mix. Then you jump on the bowl of mix butt first while you're nutting.
Oh man Christy I really enjoyed that cookie pounder.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
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