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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025

Underwear wizard

A slur for Mormons, in reference to the magic underwear they have on all the time

Why is my neighborhood full of underwear wizard broads who drive 25 in a 35 during rush hour?

by probablyracist399 October 16, 2025

Wizard-Tailing

The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.

“GRYFINDOR!”

“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”

by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025

Wizard Lighting

Wizard Lighting: When you think a joint isn't lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.

“I was about to relight it, but it hit perfectly—straight Wizard Lighting moment.”

by LostInSauce.Com December 19, 2025

Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.

Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!

by Imlebrongoat234 January 25, 2025

Wizard Day

February 10th. A holistic holiday that celebrates wizards and wizard lovers alike. Common celebrations include brewing potions with the lads, treating familiars to a nice supper, and putting on the finest robes and caps.

It's February 10th; Happy Wizard Day, my friend!

by crypto creature February 10, 2025

I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025