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Puppy In the Window 

When someone has a highly visible booger in their nostril, it is a Puppy In the Window. You just can't keep your eyes off of it. Allows for a non-awkward explanation to the owner of the booger.
Yes Bill, I'll get that report right over to you. Oh, and Bill, you have a Puppy In the Window. (Points at own nostril)
Puppy In the Window by Rundanrun December 21, 2016

Lindsley days of the week 

A scheduled named different day of the week for an overweight individual. Man Boob Monday, Titty Tuesday, Wow Those Are Some Big Titties Wednesday, Thicky Thursday, Fatty Friday, Saggy Saturday, and Somebody Call The Titty Police Because Those Are Some Big Titties Sunday.
Guys, guess today is Man Boob Monday, according to the Lindsley days of the week! What an amazing day to start the week!

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

A majestical film born and set in New Zealand, directed by the stylish Taika Waititi. It's a touching, hilarious story of transcending loss to find belonging. There are even some great haikus read in the film.
I've seen the film Hunt for the Wilderpeople 23 times; it's that good! I'll even lend you my Hulu login information so that you can watch it, too!

fastest hands in the west 

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.
Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

Throwin' monkey at the wall til it oo-oo-aa-aa. 

Discussing ideas. Brainstorming.
"How do we do this part of this Portal 2 level?"
"Let me try this."
"That didn't do much to help us."
"I'm just throwin' monkey at the wall til it oo-oo-aa-aa."

De-doping the who-ha

When a girl shoves any kind of dope in her vagina to avoid cops finding it, then later on, having to pull sack out.
That girl was too busy for de-doping the who-ha, then hours later remembered to pull it out.