numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

glossy sausage

Thick ass white bitch

Damn Rosie is looking like a glossy sausage

by Beanbag666 May 27, 2018

weidemer sausage

This is when a two men grapple each others penis yank it off until they bleed to death

John and Fred both died from doing the weidemer sausage

by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

dirt sausage

A turd, poop on the ground.

Something you can call someone being a brat.

Shelby was picking on Thomas Allison, but the 6 year old replied "you're a dirt sausage!!"

by se_allison December 20, 2016

sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.

Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.

by counter22 June 14, 2009

Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021

kosher sausage

A Jewish man's penis

He has a huge kosher sausage

by EatMyKnob May 16, 2016