Kung-Football

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(

I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.

by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011

Football Flynn

When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.

Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.

by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020

FOOTBALL

FOOTBALL IS THE MOST MANLIEST FUCKING SPORT EVER! EVERYTIME A PLAYER CATCHES A FOOTBALL, IT MAKES YOU SHIT YOUR PAAANTS! EVERY THURSDAY, SUNDAY AND EVEN MANLY MONDAY! THERE IS A NEW GAME IN THE ROUGH HOUSING BONANZA WE CALL FOOTBALL! AAAAAAAHHHHH, I FEEL THE ADRENALINE FROM JUST TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FOOTBALL! POP OPEN YOUR TOSTITOS AND BEERS MEN BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS THE SHIT!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOMEN CAN LIKE FOOTBALL TOO! UUUUUUUUUUUH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

FOOTBALLKING IS OUT!

MAN 1: HEY!
MAN 2: WHAT?!?
MAN 1: READY TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME!
MAN 2: DAMN STRAIGHT!
MAN 1: WOOOOOOO-
MAN 2: WOOOOOOOOO
MAN 1: POP OPEN THOSE BUD LIGHTS!
MAN 2: OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!!!

by Mariachi_Lobster December 2, 2021

Ultimate Football

A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.

Hey, do you want to play some ultimate football? I got a bean bag!

by booksandtea June 16, 2017

Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.

Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.

by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017

American Football Conference.

Also known as the AFC, the American Football Conference is a branch of the NFL, consisting of 16 teams. The AFC contains half of the NFL, and they compete with one team in the championship game, "The Super Bowl."

The Kansas City Chiefs are the first place team of the American Football Conference. The American Football Conference is dominant!

by nflchatnxio November 23, 2021

football hoe

used to describe a girl dating or hooking up with one or multiple football players on a schools football team. often disliked by said football teams coach. purpose: distracting the players from the game, gain reputation. true football hoe will also hookup with or tease rival teams players. football hoes are often in the middle of rumors surrounding said football teams, but never start the rumors. a football hoe is a generally very trustworthy, kind and caring, and always loyal to her team. a football hoe doesn’t associate with anyone on the basketball team.

“you know that girl? she’s such a football hoe”

by hsfootball21 May 20, 2018