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Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.
I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.
by Fartgenious June 7, 2011
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Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.
Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.
by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020
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Fart Recon

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.
Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.
by norminat0r June 23, 2012
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Fart Sprinkle

When one cups a fart in their hand then proceeds to sprinkle the flatulent gas on a loved one.
I felt a rumbling so I proceeded to cup my farthole and grabbed a handful of fart sprinkles to sprinkle on the wife. It must of had some darkside in it cause she turned evil.
by MrWangsta April 26, 2016
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Bologna Fart

When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.
/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb

-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”

-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
by Lick It Like A Lizard May 14, 2020
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Took a Fart

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.
Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.
by jonsnowlover October 24, 2018
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fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.
While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.
by Crham December 26, 2015
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