Evil twink is a metro boy who u think is ur ally/ companion but the whole time He's actually in competition with you and hates you.The metrosexual aspect to him masks the woman hating , causing him to be non suspecting. He's straight but even is somehow even gayer than a real homosexual twink. He love bombs u so he can wears ur clothes and absorb ur personality, essentially become you. Worse than a narcissist.
Omg that boy is so cute i love how he carries himself so free and non gender conforming. and hes drinking my favorite drink omg #twin.
stay away from him jessica , thats an Evil twink, he probably stole that shirt from his last girlfriend , and trust me that pornstar martini hes drinking is performative.
stay away from him jessica , thats an Evil twink, he probably stole that shirt from his last girlfriend , and trust me that pornstar martini hes drinking is performative.
by danididbad July 6, 2025
Get the Evil Twinkmug. "Where did Josch and Fabian go with that girl?"
"Oh, they went to their place. I guess they have an evil trycilce".
"Oh, they went to their place. I guess they have an evil trycilce".
by Caveman Muro November 3, 2013
Get the evil trycilcemug. An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.
by B1GM1 July 1, 2011
Get the evil turtlemug. "That girl won't pay me any attention"
"You're too good, Dude. You're gonna have to Evil Up to get her".
"You're too good, Dude. You're gonna have to Evil Up to get her".
by ttbrowne September 26, 2008
Get the Evil Upmug. - noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.
as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"
by The evil hamster October 30, 2023
Get the evil eggmug. a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011
Get the evil watering hosemug. by Purple58 September 20, 2025
Get the Evil Jibbyfinnmug.