When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.
My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.
by sci-isms June 11, 2023
Get the Dutch Bumper mug.when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023
Get the dutch hippo mug.“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”
by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023
Get the Dutch carpentry mug.Alex: Dude, Cathy let me give her a Dutch dragon last night!
Bill: No way bro! How'd it go?
Alex: I left a skid mark and covered her face afterwards to give her an additional dutch oven.
Bill: No way bro! How'd it go?
Alex: I left a skid mark and covered her face afterwards to give her an additional dutch oven.
by Arxs2242 December 10, 2022
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Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019
Get the Dutch Load mug.When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
Get the Dutch Windmill mug.A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.
Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.
Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.
Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.
I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.
I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.
by spagett November 1, 2021
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