Chode fuck

A fat kid, with a short fat penis.

Doood, what the heck, look at Austin he is such a chode fuck

by chodeman1234 May 23, 2010

Giant Chode

A penis that's wider than it is long, but still big.

A penis that is 20 cm long and 21 cm wide would be giant chode.

by awmm May 22, 2015

chode quease

The tingling feeling that spreads from your toes to the spot between your asshole and your special place when you see something exceptionally grotesque or frightening.

Did you see the top of that guy's head? He's got some nasty scabs that gave me total chode quease!

by Dumpy Cosmo June 15, 2007

Chode Chomper

During oral when a girl gets bored of sucking and starts gnawing on her partner's Wang Chung for sexual pleasure.

Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a raging Gabriel and in return she gave me a Chode Chomper. It was enjoyable.

by gimpmaster March 26, 2009

chode chowder

The lint and other crap that collects in ones chode (referring to the gap between the balls and the asshole).

Mike pissed me off so much; I think I'm going to make a chode chowder sandwich and feed it to him!

by BtodaG December 13, 2006

Chode Warrior

A Chode Warrior is a person you know who mooches everything you have that they want. Chode Warriors take advantage of any kindness they see. Chode warriors will constantly bum your smokes, eat your food, drink your tasty beverages, and sleep on your couch.

Ex. 1
Person A: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Person B: Dude, I've bummed you smokes all week. Stop being such a Chode Warrior

Ex. 2
Person A: Brandon is staying with me for a few days.
Person B: You shouldn't let him. He's a Chode Warrior

by destructamental July 05, 2009

chode explode

A sex act when a male or female motorboats one's chode.

Betty gave me the chode explode last night!!!

by bojangles905 September 25, 2006