Microsoft Teams

A glitchy, broken, and laggy app developed by sadists at Microsoft as a tool to torture anyone and and everyone who works in IT.

Fuck Microsoft Teams

by Weeamiku March 4, 2022

Team fan

A dedicated individual who devotes time and money to his/her team.

Randy is a team fan of the jets and dedicates himself to them.

by Andy the stelcy July 30, 2006

Chloes teams

A random team made by Chloe in Texas to defend themselves against bad people

“Ay piers chloes teams are cool”
“Ikr”

by Chloes teams 111 September 10, 2021

Thanks Team

A sarcastic response to unhelpful/irritating/mocking behaviour from a group of friends. Usually when you are in a bit of a pickle and are given terrible suggestions.

1: ah no, I've got a report due in like 20 minutes!!
2: haha idiot
3: should have thought about that earlier you tit
4: why don't you just walk in naked?

1: thanks team.

by 1234Steeev4321 December 9, 2010

Chloes team

Chloes team is a gang mainly in Texas/Virginia who protect themselves from other bad guys this gang is special for many things including not staying in the same area all the time.

Chloes team is estimated to have over 180+ members 40 cars 300 firearms and a budget of about 700 thousand dollars all though this team is very peaceful and well

“Ay piers chloes teams are cool”
“Ikr”

by Chloes teams 111 September 10, 2021

team scumbag

Also known as “scumbags”a group or crew that look out and take care of one another. Mess with one you mess with all of them. They consider each other family. They don’t give a fuck about what other people think of them. Committed members have their logo tattooed. Common actions and interests are: racing , demolition derby‘s ,fast cars ,jacked up trucks , Mudding, Motorcycles, family quads ,tattoos ,fishing ,firearms hunting ,bars , parties ,drinking ,foul language ,putting each other through hell ,loyalty , and respect
to become a scumbag you have to know a scumbag And be voted upon

Not to be associated or confused with any other team scumbag or scumbags

Commonly seen with a skull and two crossed baseball bats on apparel

By order of the court a summons of team scumbag for the following offenses

• running a chop shop

• Indecent exposure
• public drunkenness

• Aggravated assault
• destruction of private property

• disturbing the peace

• Trespassing
• Assault with a deadly weapon
•. Breaking and entering
• Resisting arrest
• Grandtheft auto
• Arson

• Manufacturing and possessing machine guns
• Grandtheft
• Driving under the influence
• bribing a police officer

• assualt on a police officer

• Manufacturing and possessing explosives

• Reckless endangerment

• Public urination
• drinking , partying ,Offending everyone, smashing cars hitting bars and having one goddamn good fucking time ... most likely at your expense TEAM SCUMBAG!!!

by Granny’s flesh light May 11, 2018

Red Team

A term used to identify a female who is menstruating.

"Man, this sucks, my girl's on the Red Team this week."

by Lil Nashville June 12, 2008