Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

by Who?asked? August 9, 2024

teacher

a dum fuck who works in hell and dont know what anything its the oppiste of perfect and sucess.

good teachers dont exist.

by qetyuioo May 2, 2022

student teacher

a basterd in college who thinks they're a teacher but in reality is in crippling debt

fuck the student teacher

by raybeez March 23, 2022

the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

Teachers

Annoying people who work in jail meaning school and they only care about the money

I HATE TEACHERS

by Yeet Day April 12, 2019

That one teacher

The teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide.

I have that one teacher, yeah, cry for me

by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021

Teachers

Internationally known demons, Teachers are the guys in the back of your moms van, she unleashes them at you as a form of punishment and they shower you with pain and torture, also known as homework.

Friend:how’s your teachers at school
Me:An internationally known demons, why?

by Mighty poteite December 1, 2019