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Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.
Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!
by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022
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Taint

One who feels extremely shitty or wants to express deep emotion of horrible feeling.
David king I drank too much last night and I feel like utter taint
by Mikehawk75 April 15, 2021
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Taint Stich

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls
His taint stich was a thing of beauty
by stuarthub December 16, 2011
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channings taint

A sword named by Uberhaxornova on minecraft TreeTopia.
Channings Taint will always be with me, in a part of my heart.
by Space_Cow December 30, 2018
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Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.
"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."
by klickklackpow January 6, 2012
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Taint Waffer

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack
Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.
by aceboxer March 4, 2012
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Baby taint

when someone is so bad at apex but they pretend to be a pro and also drinks at cock island
by nebuchadnezzar13 July 6, 2025
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