roast posting

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.

I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)

by Godkat January 20, 2018

roasted tomato

a hot girl or guy that many people think is attractive.

"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."

by cow7 April 17, 2017

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016

chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.

Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?

by g4ll4g January 13, 2011

Roasted lamb

A homoesexual or exhibiting homosexual characteristics

Oh my god did you see Pete?
The way he held his cock at the urinal - he's such a roasted lamb

by Moroner June 11, 2022

Intellectual roast

An intellectual roast is when you roast someone by proving you're smarter.

"What's 2+2?"

"4. Boom! Intellectual roast!"

by Clarinet Jones January 22, 2017

Roast dinner fart

A fart that smells likes a carvery

Sometimes I do a roast dinner fart

by Bethan Mint December 19, 2021