Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011
Get the Cock Wheezemug. 1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021
Get the Nice Cockmug. The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.
by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
Get the Cock jawmug. 1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.
2. A homosexual male.
1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.
by Josh McVey August 27, 2008
Get the Cock Climbermug. did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey
by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010
Get the cock honkeymug. Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
by EliteNerds June 5, 2018
Get the Cock Twaddlemug. An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"
by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019
Get the oh cockmug.