Carpet shark

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.
by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021
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dark carpet

Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.
by mlg doritos December 15, 2016
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Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
by Ralniv August 26, 2023
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carpet splunking

carpet splunking
Ah shiiittt, Hunter's looking to rock up! He's carpet splunking again!
by July 21, 2022
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carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet
Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.
by alextheman May 18, 2012
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Connery carpet

Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.
by Orez- December 05, 2012
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