Green Bastard

Dream, a minecraft Speedrunner

Dream: “Tommy, I still have the discs.”
TommyInnit: “YOU GREEN BASTARD! Actually, that’s fine. I have Spirit.”
Dream: “YOU WHAT?!” *Kills TommyInnit*

by Wife Haver February 12, 2021

Cheeky bastard

When you're drunk or high so you do what you were told not to do ,and you don't do what you were told to do.

Mom: did you wash the dishes?
Jeremy: no hehe
Mom: why you cheeky bastard!

by Kingtrolo64p July 30, 2021

rude bastard

people that need to get a life. people that need to back off and rot in hell.

the year 7 boys are such rude bastards

by polkmn123 May 22, 2016

Sexy bastard

A beautiful specimen of a man that has a micropenis

Blake is a sexy bastard

by passgas October 19, 2021

Old Bastard

ˈōld bas· tard | \ ˈba-stərd (Noun)

1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.

2. Damn good coffee.

1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks.

2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee

by Jack the Donkey October 12, 2021

Portuguese Bastard

A male of Portuguese descent who also exhibits the known traits of a bastard. They also tend to be short and have a lack of opinion. They also enjoy partaking in chilly-williys.

That Portuguese bastard just bought a child's ticket for a movie even though he is 18. Wow what a Portuguese bastard.

by deputy dan May 21, 2012

battling bastards

WW2 battle of the Philippines " Battling Bastards of Bataan "

Battling bastards of Bataan were good americanos there song still rings in our ears! From the shores of baha california to the streets of LA. We will fight our countries bad boys, with mujeres on each arm.

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006