surf and turf

sitting on the toilet whilst using a laptop (uk) from the english slang to defacate 'turf one out'

"im just of to the toilet for a surf and turf"

by maddog407 August 10, 2008

surfies

the ugliest, grosest, il mannered, dumb, aussies. Surfies take up valuable space in the water

Surfies have there own unique language:
G'day mate wanna putta shrimp ona barbie

by Koukla January 2, 2006

surfery

The act of coitus while at least partially submerged in water.

Look at that chick over there, I'd like to perform a little surfery on her.

by The Lung April 29, 2003

surfpods

When your balls and knob shrivel up to almost invisible in freezing cold water and it takes ages for them to come back to life.

"hey Ratman the surf was cold today, I think I got myself a case of the surfpods."

by Tozerelli November 27, 2006

Surf shrinkage

When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit

My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage

by Shaun tompsonSon July 4, 2009

Sand Surfer

Is a racial slur referring to "Arabs" or peoples from the middle east, also know as fags.

That sand surfer looks like a terrorist.

by G smak March 6, 2010

Silicone Surfer

A sexual intercourse technique in which you forfeit penetration, most times to avoid the discomfort of your tight partner, and instead glide on the back of your partner with IMMENSE amounts of lubricant and either using their should blades or ass chicks to provide friction to your genitalia.

GIrl: Omg it hurts so much, pls can we do something easier?
Guy: K hold up let me get my industrial tub of lube, Im bout to go Silicone Surfer on your ass

by The Real Fogle March 4, 2017