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John motherfuckin' Smith

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"
by Trollabear September 11, 2014
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Avery Michael Smith

Is an amazing, talented, kind, caring person. Avery always rocks his big booty and loves the shit out of his friends. Someday he’ll name his child Robert The Smith. Avery is such a talented person that you’ll never be able to get enough of. He cries to Desire by Battery Point, but he’s not your average shoegaze kid. He believes Title Fight is bim and makes sure people know that.
Ned: wow! That Avery Michael Smith kid is the BIM!!!

Sadie: I know right. Im so lucky to be with him 😘🥴

Ned: You really are....I wish i could have that sexy piece of ass 🤑

Sadie: So you down for a three-way?
by bim2the4 December 15, 2019
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Sophia Belle Smith

Sophia Belle Smith is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She is a very caring person and will always have your back, you would be lucky to be able to meet a Sophia belle Smith
Wow look at Sophia Belle Smith man she is so nice
by Ethan Hodgson March 13, 2020
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Ft. Smith

Hey there, my name is Billy Bob Joe Brown and I live in Ft. Smith Arkansas!
by CountryAtHeart August 5, 2008
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smithfield

A filthy place untouchable in grot this place is an absolute no go for anyone living in Adelaide, Australia. Now if you thought Elizabeth was bad just keep driving past it the next suburb is called Smithfield and it literally is DANGEROUS!.

The near by Munno Para (another gritty neighborhood) shopping centre has quite a lot of people from Smithfield. i just dont understand how its so feral and dero. For the English viewers this is Chavsville EARTH!.
Going through here in a bus was a horrid experience EVERY SINGLE HOUSE has Budget Holden's (Australian made cars) There are mostly Holden Commodore's and then Mitsubishi's and Fords (again produced within Australia).

People hang in baggy jeans with teenage wifes and beanies. They all have mullets and do not shower instead they take there shirts off to let the breeze clean them. They have nothing to live for and are worse than asians they would not just stab you they'd fkn torcher u.
Smithfield dweller: dude did you know the FKN SNOWTOWN MURDEREDS ACTUALLY WERE MY FKN NEIGHBOURS!!!in Smithfield (based on a true story)
Common person: DUDE wtf have you lived there for like 15 years
Smithfield dweller: COZ ITS DAMN CHEAP!!

Smithfield Dweller: Did you know a damn Aboriginal actually put his hand through our kitchen window and FKN TOOK A GLASS AND FILLED IT WITH WATER ZOMFG WTF!!. (based on a true story AGAIN!!!)
Commoner: Dude WTF! what you do.
Smithfield dweller: "The fucker was Thirsty he came back that night, dad stayed awake just in case he filled a cup took some shit out of sink and legged it, dad chased but damn it must have been fkn Cathy Freeman or some shit."
by afg4life March 25, 2008
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Mr.Smith

A person, usually a young boy, who has an overwhelming passion for church ,God ,Jesus and all things Christian.
Dude he is such a Mr.Smith
by Jamar S. January 9, 2009
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Sam Smith

It’s like elevator music with painfully generic vocals added then released to pop radio stations.
A: I think I just wrote to lamest song ever. It simultaneously makes you want to dunk your head in ice water and go to sleep.
B: No, Sam Smith already did that, he’s even worse than Ed Sheeran.
by Who’R’You July 12, 2019
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