Stupid Oatmeal

Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).

Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.

by tills November 25, 2013

Stupid car

a 2002 lowered Subaru Forester with pimped wheels and under-lights.

Bacon's idea of a cool car is actually a stupid car.

by Blu Sniper May 12, 2015

stupid phrases

Phrases that are so goddamn stupid that they are funny. They make you feel sorry for the person that thought of them.

How many australians does it take to make stupid phrases? 3. One to do the job, one to hold the light bulb and one to cellotape everything to the ceiling.

by BALLS DEEP IN SANTA June 20, 2016

stupid barnacle

Someone who acts like a stupid sea arthopod, commonly known as a Barnacle.

Stop being a Stupid Barnacle.

by Astupidbarnacleboy October 14, 2017

Stupid Egghead

Another name for Dylan

Person: Hey, stupid egghead
Dylan: :(

by Bigcooker March 9, 2018

stupid bag

Ugly, unpleasant woman who is dirty and disgusting to you

She was a stupid bag, she looked naff and sounded naff.

by Thebagfiles June 25, 2019

Stupid money

An amount of money (usually a lot) that can be disposed of without any consequences or downsides (not nervous etc. to spend it).

Some sports teams spend stupid money to have certain players on their rosters.

by Original Orangutans October 16, 2019