Stadium Status 

The acquisition of greatness. A greatness that tends to attract the most expensive bitches, and hoes.

To compensate for his lack of "heat" Efrain made it his prerogative to reach stadium status! Unfortunately videos of Efrain dancing like an "angle" surfaced and he was never able to reach his stadium status! 'Twas sad!

Stadium Status by pimpmama000 April 4, 2011

Rogue Status 

A FaceBook status posted by one of your douchebag friends who manages to get onto your FB account, usually when you leave the room to take a piss and don't log yourself off.

Also usable as a verb.

Example 1:
Bootsie: "Dude, did you see the totally original Rogue Status I put up for Turtle?"
Pockets: "Yeah brah! Now everyone's TOTALLY going to think he's a gay!"

Example 2:
Pockets: "Yo brah, I hear you're a gay now"
Turtle: "C'mon bro, you know that Bootsie just Rogue Statused me"

Rogue Status by Turtle Johnson May 15, 2010

c-status 

1. pertains to being like a beast at the current moment.
2. can also mean something is of the likable nature among peers.

Man Tyronne's fashion sense is so c-status.
Marquise, those rims you have on your new ride are c-status.

c-status by jacquand July 21, 2008

Gerber Status 

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

Gerber Status by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

daddy status 

1.legit.
2.awesome; sick

Recently used in JTHS by random girls basketball players all around. This pharse is legit and very universal so use it whenever, wherever.

"YO YO YO THAT SHIT IS DADDY STATUS YO!"
"That top is daddy status, can i borrow it sometime??"

daddy status by oga winters January 17, 2009

Nerd status 

When one has reached the highest level of nerdiness. Someone who has all the generic nerd qualities and more. Every single type of nerd, geek, dweeb or reject aspects you can think of all rolled in to one.

Guy 1 " Have you seen what that freak _____ is wearing today?"

Guy 2 " *Jock laugh* Yeah bro hes totally reached nerd status. I had to beat him twice as hard for it! "

Guy 1 " *high five/chest bump* Rofl Waffle!"

Nerd status by GabbyTheDelinquent August 17, 2011

Kite-Status 

1. When your high as a kite, you have then reached a status which can only be defined as: kite-status

2. the status of being "high as a kite"

Example

"i'm high as a kite man"

"you mean kite-status right dog?"

Kite-Status by Crazy Jihad July 2, 2009