Fuck me harder spongebob

His sponge water will spray and drip on your face

Hey fuck me harder spongebob

by Christmas loltyler1 November 9, 2021

Spongebob

A diligent fry cook.

However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute.

This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.

Sandy: "Hey Patrick, im gonna go fuck Spongebawb, that cute little critter, he is."

Patrick:"No! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST!"

Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys! I've got plenty of holes to spare! Sandy, you go on hole #968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."

by bubenwang July 7, 2010

Sponge

Nautical Terminology: When faeces can be mistaken for something else especially when floating in the ocean.
faeces,turd,shit,poo,crap,sh*t,dookie

When I picked up the sponge and held it in my hand there was no mistaking what it was!

Look son,let me pick up this wonderful marvel known as a sea sponge...oh my god I picked up dookie!

by roguetrader December 23, 2004

spongebob squarepants

Meaning a female with little or no booty aka flat booty.

Bob: Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes

by BWheezy January 11, 2009

Da Love Sponge

When one male seeks one female in intercorse, and the only thing stopping him is DRYNESS.....simply grab a luv sponge and have a "slippery when wet" of a time

Slip N' Slide

by Brittney May 16, 2004

spongebob gay

to be as gay as spongebob.

Mac "hey bob" smacks bobs butt
Bob "get away from me, that was spongebob gay!!"

by thatoneguy? July 14, 2011

spongebob

To binge drink. Popularized slang originating in Charleston South Carolina.

we goin to the club and we gonna spongebob.

what?

Spongebob. Soak up all the liquids.

by SouthernPlaylisticD December 17, 2008