That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!
That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!Thats shitting the bed! Worse if your partner finds it first
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!Thats shitting the bed! Worse if your partner finds it first
by Ben Dover-Itstime April 26, 2006
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Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!
Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!
Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
by BigLeet November 2, 2008
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To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.
When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.
Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."
Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"
Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."
Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."
Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.
Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."
Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"
Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."
Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."
Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007
Get the baby sitting mug.the act of inserting a funnel into the female partners anus then pouring water or any liquid substance down through the funnel, then the male waits until the female analy bambards(farts) all the water out into a mist on the males face.
by Hot Karl June 16, 2003
Get the spitting mug.A term meaning commonly used to mean overweight and lazy, as the act of sitting on one’s thumb implies that they aren’t doing any work and are “flattening” the finger with their weight.
John: “You have been doing nothing except sitting on your thumbs all day, that’s why none of the other employees like you and you’re clinically obese.”
by wordsmith113 July 20, 2021
Get the Sitting On Your Thumbs mug.Spitting Images is a pop/rock quartet from Atlanta, GA consisting of Josh Ingram (Vocals, Bass, Piano), Robeen Dey (Vocals, Guitar), Alex Lafley (Guitar) and Pat Felder (Drums). The foursome melds piano driven hooks with crafty guitarmanship to create a sound which critics have called lush and refreshing. They recently released a 5-song EP entitled Lost On The Run.
by Bobby Ego December 13, 2007
Get the Spitting Images mug."Spiffting" is the act of blowing ones nose by placing your index finger on one of your nostrils, then using the compressed air of your lungs to eject snot from your other nostril like a projectile.
Spiffting is primarily done by black males as thier large flared nostrils facilitate a nice clean spift, however white man have been known to spift, primarily wiggers attempting to emulate thier black gangsta heroes.
Spiffting is primarily done by black males as thier large flared nostrils facilitate a nice clean spift, however white man have been known to spift, primarily wiggers attempting to emulate thier black gangsta heroes.
Cop: "Freeze Negro"
Negro: "You be not gonna takes me alive motherfuckers!" *SPIFT*
Cop: "Ah fuck, he spifted in my eye, i can't see"
Other cops: "Oh my god, it's the biggest snot i've ever seen" *BARRRF*
Negro: "Feets don't fails me now"
Spiftting should not be attempted by people with small nostrils.
Negro: "You be not gonna takes me alive motherfuckers!" *SPIFT*
Cop: "Ah fuck, he spifted in my eye, i can't see"
Other cops: "Oh my god, it's the biggest snot i've ever seen" *BARRRF*
Negro: "Feets don't fails me now"
Spiftting should not be attempted by people with small nostrils.
by Doctor Phlem October 20, 2005
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