sandy jewels

When ur balls get sandy after u go to the beach

Jeeze after going the beach I got some major sandy jewels

by John colt April 21, 2014

sandy special

The act of wrapping your penis in sand paper and blasting someones asshole with your fat cock, Aka engaging in anal sex with a penis covered in a sandpaper condom!

Last night i gave shelly the Sandy Special, her dirt road will never be the same!

by Junktap April 28, 2014

Spandouchebag

The being that is the wearer of spandex and rides their bicycle as if he and or she owns the road and is indeed a motorized vehicle warranting the use of a full car lane.

Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.

Did you see those four guys riding side by side in the middle of the road ? What a bunch of spandouchebags !

by Jaydams April 14, 2014

Sandy homecoming

When a female has crabs then puts crabs in her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

"Why are you so happy?" "I brought someone home today" "who?" "My crabs" "Ahh, Sandy homecoming"

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

sandy papaya

When you're at the beach naked and you sit in the sand and get sand all up in your papaya.

Someone go get Becky, she's down on the beach naked tripping on shrooms, but don't let her in the car until she takes care of her sandy papaya.

by ashleyshubes April 20, 2015

Shandy

I shitty hand job from a lover that is just going through the motions with little real effort toward pleasing their mate!

I bought her so many drinks, she was so drunk that she gave me a Shandy!

by Love in Sitka May 9, 2015

sandy peach

When a girl is at the beach and when she gets up she has sand on her ass

Look at that beautiful sandy peach over there

by Smegma696969696969 August 2, 2015